Wonderful, wonderful article! The only thing that would make it funnier would be if it weren't so damn true.
I admire the way you can make the bitter pill of reality go down a tad easier by applying your sharp wit and obvious command of language.
Bravo, and may I respectfully request your permission to forward it to everyone I know?

Sincerely,
Michelle L

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.