You suddenly made me so happy that I grew up in the age when they had you take computer classes and not typing classes. I swear I would've fallen asleep and it would've been the only D I had ever gotten.

"She told me in no uncertain terms that I wasn't going to listen to such trash. Naturally, if my mom hated it, it must be a great song, so of course I listened to such trash. Over and over and over."

90% of what I listen to today is what my mother considers "trash." But come on, I can only take so much classical music and soft rock before I spontaneously combust.