Your best column, evah!

While I always look forward to seeing anything with Gary Reed's byline, this one made me laugh so hard I had to stop in mid-paragraph and clean the monitor screen. I sincerely hope this becomes viral.

Please, please live forever and could you find it in your heart to run for office?

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