[Warning: The below Good Read is not written "Family Friendly," but if you have the maturity this is funny as hell. --MJ]

"Seriously, could you bitch and gripe about shit that doesn't matter anymore? I mean, put aside the fact that you are shitting away money while the economy is slipping deeper in to a fuckhole than a prick in Paris Hilton's shit-pipe by dragging your worthless kids all over the place on "official government business". Huh? Is this some fuck-all attempt at bringing someone with you on government business to assure you aren't the dumbest cunt at the joint? If so, then you succeeded."

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"Your tundra tantrum's (copyright pending) are so silly gay that Clay Aiken would wait in line for a year to deep throat them. Your little token phrases about "Joe Six Pack" honestly made me want to become a smelly Frenchman so I didn't have to claim I was of the same nationality as you. Your speeches and public appearances make abortions look pleasant."

full story Mr. Guesa: Dear Sarah Palin