Dear Allen Varney,

After reading your letter to the editor in the Austin weekly paper, I must say I find your prose, command of the English language, and intellect stimulating. Your wit in emulating the pontifical negativity of Martin [et. all] is gut busting. We are always looking for a good non-mainstream reviewer (obviously we prefer a libertarian/pro-ethical bent), and if you are interested in applying your wit in that venue, please drop us a line.

Best regards,

M.J. Taylor