"The scientific world is electrified today by one of the most significant discoveries of our times: the great majority of female short-nosed fruit bats love to give head. Possibly even more significantly, the nimble lust-crazed chiropterines are able to perform fellatio on a male bat who is taking them from behind at the time.
"These scientists had set up pairs of Cynopterus sphinx shortnosed fruitbats in romanta-love-tryst situations and then positioned infrared cameras to record the saucy antics which ensued.
"Pausing briefly no doubt to wipe the steam from their spectacles, the boffins noted that this was no isolated act ...
""The finding of fellatio in bats is exciting news," primatologist Frans de Waal - an expert on oral sex in bonobo monkeys - told Science."
"For the curious, there's red hot bat fellatio action here on mpeg video, courtesy of PLoS One. The paper, Fellatio by Fruit Bats Prolongs Copulation Time, can be read here."
full story Lewis Page: Female fruitbat fellatio frenzy: 70% give head. (As do 100% of males - to themselves, naturally)
[Laughed my ass off. --MJ]