[fRtF] 5/31 - Immigrants need to be better Americans than Americans

Current Article:
Immigrants need to be better Americans than Americans
http://www.reasontofreedom.com/Immigrants_better_americans.html
A planning group of an ad hoc bureau of a steering committee of the Department of Busywork created a bi-partisan blue-ribbon panel composed of America's most prestigious congressional in-laws, former campaign workers, failed politicians, career bureauhacks and professional toadycrats who were tasked with implementing guidelines for creation of the new "Requirements for American Citizenship Examination."

What follows is a transcript of the inaugural session of the Citizenship Board as secretly recorded by the NSA as part of their Joint Warrantless Anti-Terrorism and No Smoking in Public Buildings Enforcement mandate.

- The Way-Back Machine -
Asbestos into Gold?
http://www.reasontofreedom.com/Asbestos_into_Gold.html
Looking for victims and profiteers in the national asbestos litigation bonanza. Who's going to pay for the health damage caused by a mineral of convenience, long proved deadly. We think the courts can handle it. Private arbitration can pick up the majority of routine claims action, while minimizing actions with frivolous standing.

- Two Previous -
Libertarian ScamBlogger Covertly Quizzes Bee Bureaucrat
http://www.reasontofreedom.com/libertarian_scamblogger.html
The USDA's National Animal Identification System (NAIS), announced in 2004, is plodding relentlessly ahead, first by registering every farm, ranch, dairy, pigsty, chicken coop, sheep shed and commercial fish hatchery in the country, then by tagging and RFIDing every kind of creature destined for grocery store shelves or restaurant menus. Abe E. Stynger is the newly appointed Adminiscrat of the USDA's Office of Apiary Activity. Mr. Stynger was secretly interviewed by an undisclosed member of a little-known band of libertarian ScamBloggers.

To Your Health, or, "How Not To Be Poisoned By the US Food Industry"
http://www.reasontofreedom.com/to_your_health.html
The problem with the chemistry lab type foods and products we use is that there is more and more evidence that it is the consumption of small amounts of all these products TOGETHER that cumulatively is causing things like sensitivities to chemicals, allergies, asthma, and other auto immune diseases. Because you would need to test millions of combinations for thousands of chemical compounds, how will the safety ever be found out?

Some problem chemicals to avoid: MSG (Monosodium glutamate), Corn syrup/high fructose corn syrup (HFCS), Food colorings, Preservatives, Phthalates, Aspirin, Sodium Nitrates/Nitrites