Robby Rational's quotes

If you can fake sincerity, you've got it made.

Dick Chaney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want anybody who can find work to be able to find work.

In terms of timetables, as quickly as possible -- whatever that means.

They want the federal government controlling the Social Security like it's some kind of federal program.

One has a stronger hand when there's more people playing your same cards.

I want everybody to hear loud and clear that I'm going to be the president of everybody.

The best way to relieve families from time to is to let them keep some of their own money.

If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier...

Let me put it bluntly. In a changing world, we want more people to have control. over your own life.

Wow, Brazil is big!

I'm the master of low expectations.

It's my honor to speak to you as the leader of your country. And the great thing about America is you don't have to listen unless you want to.

There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting directly overhead.

You never know what your history is going to be like until long after your're gone.

Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be here somewhere.