Hollywood Star Snitcher

Why do so many Hollywood stars turn into Marx-huggers when it comes to politics? Some believe it's imbedded in their DNA. Entertainers are professional emoters. People who emote for a living tend to see the whole world through their emotions. Cry for the camera; cry for "social justice." Moan for the microphone; moan for "equality of outcome." mug for an audience; mug for "welfare rights." Others contend that they all live in Airheadsville. To get to the bottom of this mysterious phenomenon, ace scoop snooper Poppy Rhattzi of the Hollywood Star Snitcher tabloid was assigned to go undercover and follow, spy on, photograph, and relentlessly stalk Movieland's newest starlet, Castine Couche. Here is her report.

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