A Real Standup Guy

Alright! Wow! Haha. What a great looking audience. My name is Hill Larrius and it’s great to be here in Vegas! Whoo! Hey, what’s up with these crazy presidential candidates? We have this McCain guy for the Republicans, right? Now, I’m not gonna say he’s old, cause he really didn’t fight in the Civil War, right? Hell no! He was already way too old for that war, see? Hahaha. Then over here we have this Democrat, Obama, who keeps promising change. So if we elect him president we’ll have change, right? Like he’ll raise our taxes and all we’ll have left in our pockets is change. Hahaha! Ooooh. Hey, don’t get mad at me, I’m just the messenger here. So what’s to know about this election? You want old you vote for the old guy. You want change you vote for the change guy. Baddaboom! Easy! Haha!

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