Soap Flakes and Political Fakes

DAYS OF OUR LIES

Interior, Congressional Office, Day

Corn Lobbyist Wheeler Deeler confronts Senator Flip Phlopper in his Washington DC office.

Corn Lobbyist (emotional): I've given you everything. I embraced your body politic with my assets. I caressed your palm with hush money. I've gotten you high in our corporate jet. Now I catch you with that scrawny little two-faced soybean lobbyist slut!

Senator Flip Phlopper (defensive): Wheeler, listen, it didn't mean a thing. I just went to her smoke-filled room for a little cronyism, that's all.

Lobbyist: You were whispering sweet No-Nothings in her earmarks, weren't you? Admit it!

Senator: No, no, we didn't become strange bedfellows.

Lobbyist: I saw you taking civil liberties with her mugwumps . . .

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