What's Your Political Sign?

In this Year of National Elections, this political horoscope is presented as a public service in an effort to successfully plot the course for all who aspire to political activism. ARIES (sign of the sheared Sheeple) – The moon and stars and unmanned space probes are aligned. You are fated to run for city council because others see you as a natural leader. Those others may be your Mom, your special-needs half brother and your baby sister, but, hey, you're a bleating heart liberal.

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