Census

Christopher Bridges, better known as rapper Ludacris, came to Dallas as part of a tax-funded $300 million "Luda on the Block Tour" to "change the perception of African Americans" about the 2010 Census.

"Census Bureau director kicks off national count" – Dallas Morning News, Monday, March 15, 2010

Got the official 2010 Census form in the mail today, right?

So grab a beer and let's get started.

Here are the basic rules.

If you're an Anarco-Capitalist Libertarian, toss it.

If you're a Conservative-Constitutionalist Libertarian, answer only question 1.

If you're none of the above, you have your work cut out for you.

In case you still suffer from the delusion that your children are yours, as opposed to being pawns of the public schools or mere marionettes owned and operated by the federal government, the plans your elitist rulers have for "their" youngest subjects should educate you to the contrary.

The Obama administration plans to look sideways at the nation's child labor laws, a control mechanism otherwise beloved by big guv busybodies, and use the army of tiny tykes to pester their parents about the 2010 census.

In their day it was simple. Each state sent two of its own to the Senate to represent them. They also sent a number of Representatives to the House of that name based on the population within each state. The more people, the more representatives. Hence the enumeration. Simple. 

Today the census is a racket. It doesn't just count people, it manipulates the count to ensure that pockets of people who routinely vote for the polecats in power are higher while opposition voters are counted lower. Then, Congressional and local legislative districts are gerrymandered, which means drawing lines on maps to create areas guaranteed to vote for You while chopping up neighborhoods that usually vote for Them.