Political correctness

The holiday season is full of fun, family, festivities and, sadly, political correctness. Not only do we question which wine is correct for the occasion but we continue our angst over who we are and where we belong in the grand political-social-cultural scheme of things With all this in mind, the following wine reviews are presented as a public service for those needing guidance through the vineyards of life.
(Caution: all wines on this list should be tasted with a palate thoroughly cleansed and a tongue firmly thrust into cheek.)

The holiday season is full of fun, family, festivities and, sadly, political correctness. So even as we observe the traditions of Thanksgiving and Christmas and Hanukkah and Kwanzaa and Festivus and Winter Solstice and New Year's Eve and Chinese New Year and others too numerous or little known to number we continue to be creatures of political correctness. Not only do we question which wine is correct for the occasion (does a wine from Brest go best with a turkey breast? What do you decant for a Santa's Day soirée? What is a quality quaff for Kwanzaa?) but we continue our angst over who we are and where we belong in the grand political-social-cultural scheme of things...